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Mostly memes who's gonna lie. And dogs. memes and dogs. And Feminism. Memes, dogs, and feminism. Sounds good.
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xenomorphique:

hi-raethia:

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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My personal favourite:

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im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

cartoondog:

ilikeit-art:

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

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momma-skeleroma:

cannibalchicken:

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Anonymous:

you should do standup

pankenlewd:

i should do laydown sleepytime

r0ses-and-vi0lets:

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bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

hootenanie:

post my angel of discourse. post for me!!!

(In a piercing soprano) Horror movies are unethical because the characters are forced to be scared!

rosenkranz-isnt-dead:

gun-witch:

gwblwbwlwbl:

saymynamelikeaslur:

thesituation:

NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

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HOLY SHIT, IT’S HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!

For those confused, this combined with liquid water being there makes this the strongest evidence of alien life to date.

These are conditions shockingly similar to earth.

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sphynxxvii:

frightnight-1985:

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everythingsbetterunderthestars:

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I’ve had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I’m still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, ‘Will you help me?’ I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can’t always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I’m glad of that, happy l’ve done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web…

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won’t happen, but it would be nice.

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Apparently there’s a show on Netflix where Rayman says fuck, eats sushi off a cow girl’s ass and starts killing people???? I don’t know all the details

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Okay so apparently this is called “Captain Laserhawk” and it’s some kind of crossover between Ubisoft characters set in a cyberpunk future? and Rayman is a villain?? and the Assassin’s Creed franchise is represented by? a? frog? I’m so confused

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this is like the exact diametric opposite of Nintendo holding onto Mario’s brand image with an iron fist. what the fuck is Ubisoft doing here

The key difference is that Ubisoft is French. That explains everything